Conspiracy Theories
These three drawings appear in the current issue of New York Press. I was asked to choose three ideas from a list of conspiracy theories to illustrate. There were some fun ones in there, and these are the three I ended up going with:- Thousands of immigrants live in Chinatown's tunnels
- The city's recycling is actually being dumped in landfills
- Google's Manhattan offices sit atop an Internet nexus
I had a lot of fun with these, especially the Chinatown one. I'm always interested with what is hidden behind the walls in subway stations. I've heard a lot of stories about Chinatown's tunnels being used to shuttle people to secret bootleg shopping locations. I took my inspiration for this piece from one of my favorite illustrators, Rien Poortvliet, who is famous for illustrating the Gnome books.He has a couple really nice cut-away style paintings illustrating the Gnome's homes. I'd love to get really involved in a larger painting like that. It's a lot of fun trying to figure out how the rooms work and add some secret passages.
You can also see these on my Black & White page.









The snakes on the left of the painting represent the Kobe Bryant everyone appreciates. The lethal scorer, the competitor and the winner. The nickname he gave himself, Black Mamba (20-40 grown men could die from the venom contained in a single bite from the fastest moving snake in the world) is appropriate and works in his favor.
On the other side, the venomous black mambas turn on Kobe, threatening to bite. These snakes represent the negativity towards Kobe, much of which is brought on by his own behavior. He relates himself to a black mamba and it turns on him.
In the middle there is a black and red snake, representing the Michael Jordan comparisons that have followed him his whole career. He's been snake bitten with the curse of being the next MJ, and even if he succeeds in that, people will look upon him negatively.
To complement the main painting, I did two smaller pieces with two Kobes showing the same idea. The Kobe on the left is aided by the mamba persona that drives him to the basket with deadly force. On the right, his mambas pull him down, while a predator bird (the secretary bird)grabs a snake in its mouth.
This is Tim Duncan, also affectionately referred to as the Tim Duncan Robot. A stoic man of rare outbursts of expression, a game as fundamental as James Naismith intended and athleticism and basketball mechanics resembling that of a robot; behold the half man, half robot known as Tim Duncan.
The spurs were added to his adidas metal feet for balance and as small wind generators (in addition to fending off approaching opponents. Retractable spurs are also located in the elbows).
Tim Duncan is a 6'11" forward/center for the San Antonio Spurs. He has repeatedly beaten my Phoenix Suns in the Playoffs and has won 4 championships. That is all I want to say about the man, or the robot.
The Williamsburg Bridge connects my neighborhood of Williamsburg with the Lower East Side in Manhattan, spanning the East River. When the bridge was completed in 1903 it set the record for the longest suspension bridge in the world and remained in the number one spot until 1924.
It accompanied a wine quiz with the question:
